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  2. 49.50path ‘’hum abi chal rai hn…dera per...akram chacha se milne’’ Ma ne majid se kaha..raat ka 1 bj raha tha Majid: chalo…lekin…apni gun muje de do Me:tu chal yar Majid bike pe aya hua tha aur hum dera pe 5 mint mein pohnch gye Ma kuch der tk akram k kamre se bahir khara raha…shayed andar jane ki himmat paida kr raha tha Majid: ma b sath chalun…andar? Me: 5 mint baad darwaze mein aa k khare ho jana Ma ne 1 gehri saans li aur kamre mein dakhil hogya Akram soya hua tha aur us ki charpoy k pas table pe sharab ki 2 khali bottles pari hui thn ‘’akram chacha…akram chacha’’ Ma ne us ka shoulder hilaya to us ne ankhen khol di aur muje dekh k jldi se uth betha Akram: faizi…tu is ..time? Kheriat to… ha na? Wo sharab pi k soya tha aur kachi neend se jagne ki waja se us se sahi se bola nai jar aha tha Ma ne 1 chair us ki charpoy se 5 6 qadam k fasle per rkhi aur us per beth gya Me: baba ko ap ne mara tha?mere baba ko? Akram ne 1 jhatke se sir utha k meri taraf dekha Akram: tu jaanta ha tu kya baat kr raha ha faizi? Me: ap meri baat ka jawab den akram chacha Akram: tu pagal hogya ha?ma sahib ko maarun ga?tu muje chacha bolta ha yar Us ne hansne ki koshish ki jese mera mazaq ura raha ho Me: bahir jamil khara ha Ma ne jhoot bola aur akram k chehre ka rng ur gya Akram: jamil…kon jamil? Me: ap nai jaante usay? Akram: kahan ha wo?us ne aisa bola tuje? Akram ne pillow k neeche se apni gun nikal li aur khara hogya Isi lamhe us ki nazar darwaze pe khare majid pe pari Akram: acha to yeh is behnchod ne tere kan bhare hn Is se pehle k ma apni gun nikal pata us ne gun majid ki taraf kr k trigger daba dia Lekin bs click ki awaz ayi ‘’ma ne magazine nikal lia tha pehle he’’ Mere peechhe se majid ki awaz ayi Me: chacha ap beth jayen aur mere sawalon ka jawab den Akram: tu in haramion ki baton mein aa k muj pe shuk kr raha ha… Yeh majid ko ghoorta hua beth gya Me: yeh kya ha?ap k ghar se mila ha Ma ne pocket se wo lafafa nikala aur akram ki taraf phenka Lafafa dekh k akram samajh gya k us mein kya ha aur sath he us ka jisam dheela per gya Me: kyu chacha?kyu di ap ko yeh zameen Afzal ne 10 acre apni Bahawalpur wali zameen mein se?aur wo paise? Meri ankhon mein ab ansoo the Me: chacha ap wohi ho na jo muje muje mere bachpan mein kandhon pe bitha k phirte the?ap wohi ho na jise mere baba ne apni family k jese rkha aur jis ka bete ko ma ne bhai bnaya hua ha…ap ne us shakhs ko maar dia jis ne ap ko tb gale lgaya j bap ka koi b nai tha…mere baba ko? Ma rone lga tha Akram sir jhukaye betha raha phir us ne sir utha k meri taraf surkh ankhon se dekha Akram: faizi… Akram: ap muje waja btayen kyu mara mere baba ko…aura b yeh na bolna k ap ne nai maara Ma ne gun nikali aur gun wala hath apni lap mein rkh lia Akram: lalach..bs… Me: ap 1 bar baba se bolte to sahi..ya muje kehte…is se ziada mil jata apko… Ma rote hue bola Akram: tuje lgta ha muje puchhtawa nai ha?is k baad he ma ne sharab peena shuru ki.. Me: ma apke puchhtawae ka kya kru?mere baba wapis ajayen ge kya is se? Ma apne ansoo saaf kr k chillaya Akram: tu abi thane chal mere sath ma sb maan leta hn…ya muje 2 din de ma un sb ko khatam kr deta hn jin ki baton mein aa k… Me: sb ko? Afzal k ilawa kon ha?karmoo ko apne maara aur jamil ko ma maar chukka hn..afzal k ilwa kon ha muje yeh btayen Akram: yeh ma nai bta raha abi Us ne na btane wali baat shayed isliye ki thi k usay police k pas ja k Iqbal e jurm nai krna pare ga aur shayed wo waqt le k ghayeb hona chahta tha… Me:Lekin ma…. Me: ap bs 1 bar bol den k… Akram: aur ma kasam khata hn k hashoo ka is sb se koi talluq nai…wo begunah ha masoom ha…us ka koi qasoor nai ha…aur.. Us ne meri baat kaati aur jldi se bola ‘’faizi ise thane le chalte hn’’ Peechhe se majid ki awaz ayi jise ma ne ignore kr dia Me: ap bs 1 bar bol den k ap ne baba ko maara ha Majid: sach bol de akram..shayed bch jaye Akram: han muj se ghalati hogae ma ne he maara ha sahib ko…chalo thane chalen..abi.. Wo rone lga aur sath he ma b Ma ne gun ka rukh akram ki taraf kr dia ‘’faizi’’ Peechhe se majid ki awaz ayi Lekin ma kahan sun raha tha Gun ka trigger ma ne 4 bar dabaya tha Akram ka be-jaan jisam 1 jhatke se peechhe charpoy pe gira Ma majid ki taraf mura aur dobara apne ansoo saaf kiye Me: bahir tractor k liye petrol k chhote drum pare hn na?aag laga do yahan Majid meri baat samajh gya k ma kya chahta hn Majid: tum niklo jldi se..meri bike le jao Us ne mera bazoo pakar k muje bahir khencha Ma akram k pas gya aur wo lafafa utha k us ki khuli ankhen bnd ki aur wahan se nikal aya Mere ghar pohnchne k half hour baad he gaon mein shor sa mch gya aur kisi ne dhar dhar hamara gate khatkhataya Awaz he itni oonchi thi k bua aur fiza b uth k bahir agae ‘’kya hua?kon ha? Bua pareshani se boli Me: ma dekhta hn bua Halan k ma jaanta tha k bahir ane wala kya bole ga Gate pe majid tha Us ki nazar andar sehan mein khari bua pe pari to wo oonchi awaz mein bola ‘’faizi sb der ape aag lg gae ha …ma ne gaon walon ko b utha dia ha wo wahin ja rai hn..ap b ajayen’’ Ma ne chupke se us ki bike ki chabi usay pakra di jo k bahir he khari thi Me: tu chal..ma aa raha hn Aag he itni ziada thi k subah k 4 bj gye bujhte bujhte Gaon aur hamare zaminon pe kam krne wale jitna kr skte the unho ne kia ‘’bechara akram..wo andar he so raha tha…bilkul koyla hogya wo b’’ Sumaira ka baap tassuf se bola Ma side pe gya aur hashoo ka number milaya Taqreeban 20 mint musalsal calls k baad us ne call receive ki ‘’faizi?is time?kheriat?’’ Us ki neend mein doobi hui awaz ayi Me: yar hashoo…yahan….1 hadsaa hogya ha… Hashoo: kya hua? Me: wo…der ape aag lg gae jane kese…aur… Muje himmat nai ho rai thi usay btane ki Hashoo: tu theek to ha na? Me: ma theek hn..lekin …akram chacha..wo wahin so rai the… Hashoo: wo…abba..theek hn na? Me: akram chacha ab hum mein nai rai hashoo Muje nai maloom tha k yeh baat krte hue muje rona kyu agya tha ‘’ ma to akela reh gya yar’’ Hashoo udasi se bola Akram k janaze ko 3 din ho chuke the aur ma 1 lamhe k liye b hashoo se alehda nai hua tha Me: akela kyu ?ma hn tere sath Hashoo: log bta rai the k abba jahan soya tha wahan se bottles mili ..jo shayed sharab ki thn..wo kb se.. Wo apne ansoo saaf kr k bola Me: yar ma ne tuje btaya nai lekin muje kafi pehle se pata tha k akram chacha sharab peene lge hn Ma ne usay apne sath lgaya ‘’m sorry hashoo…lekin ma majboor tha’’ Ma ne socha aur us k sath he 1 aur soch mere zehen ,mein ayi Me: hashoo Hashoo: han Me: yar wo..akram chacha ki almari khol k dekh le…ghar k documents waghera hn ge… ma ne wo lafafa wapis usi almari mein rkh dia tha hashoo k gaon pohnchne se pehle he hashoo: ma ne kya krna yar un ka me: yar dekh le..ma keh raha hn na…acha ma ghar ka chakkar lga aun aur khana b le ata hn ma so b hashoo k sath us ghar he raha tha aur khana b hamare ghar se he aa raha tha ‘’faizi 1 hafta hogya ha…tumhe nai lgta k hashoo k liye behter yehi ha k wo yahan ajaye..i mean wahan to wo depressed he rahe ga na’’ Muje mahi ki call ayi thi Akram wali baat ko 1 hafta hogya tha..hashoo ne shayed almari check he nai ki thi aur agar ki b thi to us ne us lafafa ki muj se baat nai ki thi aur muje usay bole hue 4 din ho chuke the Aur ma ..jise her kisi pe shuk hone lga tha yeh chahta tha k hashoo wo lafafa dekhe aur muj se baat kre us bare mein…aur agar wo baat nai krta to is ka matlab…agay ka soch k he mera dil doob jata tha Me: han yar…ma baat krta hn us se Mahi: han plz yar Ma roz ki tarah thori der k liye he apne ghar aya tha Mahi se call khatam kr k ma hashoo ki taraf jane he wala tha k hashoo mere kamre mein dakhil hua Bachpan se he hum 1 dosre k ghar aur kamron mein aise he bgher knock kiye seedhe jate the ‘’ma ane he wala tha teri taraf…’’ Ma hashoo ki ankhon mein ansoo aur us k hath mein wohi lafafa dekh k apni baat poori na kr ska Hashoo: faizi.. Me: ro kyu raha ha yar... Ma bs itna he bol ska Hashoo: yeh dekh Us ne lafafa muje pakraya Me: yeh kya ha? Ma anjaan bna Hashoo: khol k dekh Ma ne un docs pe 1 nazar dorai aur hashoo ki taraf dekha Me: yeh Afzal logon ki zameen..akram chacha k nam… Hashoo: wo kyu den ge abba ko zameen?wo b itni sari..aur faizi us almari se 10 lac b nikle hn…cash.. Wo mere sath he beth gya Me: tuje kya lgta ha? Hashoo: kahin abba b ..baba k qatal mein… Me: o nai yar…kya baat kr raha ha tu? Muje us pe taras aur apnea p pe ghussa aa raha tha hashoo: tuje yeh sb dekh k aisa nai lg raha? Me: lg to raha ha..lekin… Hashoo: muje maaf kr de yar…. Us ne mere samne hath jore to ma ne us k hath pakar k alehda kr k usay hug kr lia Me: tu pareshan na ho…humen koi confirm to nai ha na k kis liye Afzal ne zameen aur paise diye akram chacha ko Hashoo: tu ab muje maar de ga na jan se? Wo hysterical ho raha tha Me: damagh theek ha tera? Hashoo: maar de muje faizi…muje lgta ha abba ne un se paise liye baba ko… Me: nai aisa ho nai skta Ma ne us k shoulders pe hath rkh k usay apne se peechhe kia Hashoo: lekin yeh sb… Me: is ka ma pata krwa lu ga…tu ne kisi se baat nai krni is bare mein…tub eth ma khana le k ata hn Ma usay bitha k apne kamre se bahir nikal raha tha k peechhe se us ki awaz ayi Hashoo: faizi Me: han bol Ma ne us ki taraf garden ghuma k dekha Hashoo: 1 baat btaye ga sahi sahi? Me: puchh kya puchhna ha Hashoo: agar abba zinda hota…aur tuje pata chalta k abba ne baba ko qatal kia ha..to tu kya krta? Ma ab poora he hashoo ki taraf mur gya Me: sach btaun? Hashoo: han …sach bol Me: awwal to aisi baat mumkin he nai k akram chacha baba k sath aise kren..agar aisa hogya hota jesa tu bol raha ha to… Ma chup hogya Hashoo: to? Me: to ma akram chacha ko apne hathon se maar deta…lekin jesa ma ne pehle kaha..yeh mumkin nai ha k akram chacha baba k sath aise kren Ma apne iklote dost ko khona nai chahta tha Hashoo Lahore ane k liye maan nai raha tha lekin mere israr pe usay ana para ‘’so sorry for his loss’’ Yeh kashif tha jo hashoo k father ka muj se afsos kr raha tha Me: han yar…really unfortunate…aag he itni ziada thi k.. Gul: is he ok? Me: he will be..wo to ana nai chah raha tha lekin ma usay taqreeban zabardasti apne sath le k aya hn Faria: acha kia tum ne Ma wahan se uth k hashoo k deptt mein agya Wo café mein hania aur mahi k sath betha hua tha ‘’kuch khane ko nai ha kya?’’ Ma hashoo k sath beth k bola Hania ko ma ne completely ignore kr dia tha Hashoo: ma le k ata hn kuch Wo jldi se uth k chala gya Mahi: hashoo keh raha tha k agar tum na hote to pata nai wo kese survive krta is baat ko Us k jaane k baad wo boli Me: wo bhaion jesa ha mera…balke bhai he ha Hania: tum jesa friend us k pas hona..thats good..tum aisa kro.. Me: muje pata ha us ko kese normal rkhna ha..hes my friend Ma ne us ki taraf dekhe bgher us ki baat kaati..1 taraf to muje yeh sukoon tha k baba k qatil ko ma ne anjaam pe pohnchaya…dosri taraf gulit b tha k hashoo k baap ko maarne wala ma he tha ‘’akram ne muj se ishara dia tha k us k aur Afzal , karmoo aur jamil k ilawa b koi involved tha…kon ho skta ha wo?afzal ko to ma dekh he lu ga..lekin us k ilawa kon ha?’’ Yehi soch mera peechha nai chhor rai thi Mere mobile pe rida ki call ayi Me: han rida Rida: wo ma..hum apni usi friend ki taraf ayi thi…ap aptt mein he hn na Hashoo ko mahi bahir le k gae hui thi aur mera rida se milne ka zara b mood nai tha Me: han …lekin… Rida : hum aa rai hn 5 mint mein Us ne muje baat poori nai krne di aur 5 mint mein he doorbell hui ‘’sani kahan ha?’’ Ma ne darwaza khol k idhar udhar dekha kyu k rida akeli he thi Rida: wo wahin ha hamari frend k pas Saaf lg raha tha k wo jhoot bol rai ha Me: kya khao gi?ma order kr deta hn Wo sofa per bethi thi aur ma neechhe carpet pe he beth gya Rida 1st year mein thi lekin us ki tight t-shirt mein bahir ko nikle hue mammaon se ma ne bari mushkil se nazar hatae Rida: kuch b nai Wo muskurae ma utha aur fridge mein se cold drink la k usay pakra dia Me: aur ghar mein sb theek hn? Rida: yup…mera ap se milne ko dil kr raha tha…balke hamesha he krta ha kyu k ap muje bohat ache lgte hn ‘’yeh b apni bari behen hina ki line pe chal rai ha asaami phansaane k liye?’’ Ma ne socha Me: ma order krta hn na kuch…pizza..ya kuch aur… Ma ne baat dosri taraf le jane ki koshish ki Rida: ma ab bchi nai hn..han uswaqt zarur thi jb… Wo hansi aur meri ankhon mein dekha Me: kb? Rida: jb ap…1 raat yahan aye hue the chhuttion pe…aur ap hina baji k room mein the…raat k waqt…ma ne dekha tha sb… Us ki itni open baat sun k ma bs usay dekhe ja raha tha Me: wo jo b tha…hina aur mere beech… Rida: wo khatam hogya jane kb ka Us ne meri baat kati Me: exactly Rida: lekin ma un jesi nai hn Me: muje batane ka maqsad? Ma zara sakht lehje mein bola Rida: ap muje ache lgte hn Yeh to meri sb cousins se ziada bold thi Me: dekho tum abi …mera matlab ha k tumhari age… Rida: ma kisi se kum hn kya? Hina bohat khubsurat thi is mein koi shuk nai…lekin rida us se b ziada pyari thi Itne mein doorbell hui..matlab hashoo agya tha..matlab rida thori der beth k chali gae Ab ma jb b hashoo k deptt mein jata tha to muje hania ki nazren apne aap pe mehsoos hoti thn Lekin ma ignore he krta tha Uswaqt mere zehen mein bohat si negative sochen rehti thn….afzal logon ka kya pata kb muje b maar den ya maarne ki koshish kren..abi muje Afzal ka b kuch krna ha aur un ka b pata chalana ha jin k bare mein akram ne baat kit hi k Afzal k ilawa hn baba ki death ki wajah..mera pna pata nai tha to ma kisi k sath long term ‘’kese ho?’’ Ma hashoo k deptt k café ki taraf jar aha tha k yeh awaz ayi Ma ne apne right pe dekha to hania thi Me: theek ‘’baaten to bari bari krte hn log…lekin bhaag aise jate hn jese..’’ Wo barbarae lekin itni awaz mein k ma sun lu Me: sorry? Ma ne us ki taraf dekha Hania: kya hua? Me: muje lga tum ne kuch kaha ha Hania: ma to boli he nai Aur muje aisa lga jese muje waqae wehem hua ho k wo kuch barbarae thi ‘’yar 1 to mahi…roz kahin na kahin le jati ha muje’’ Hum aptt pe the Me: to acha ha na…enjoy kr Hashoo: yar yeh hafta kuch ziada he lamba nai hogya? Muje b us ki baat sahi lg rai thi Me: han yar Doorbell hui aur hashoo noshi ksath andar agya Hashoo: ma ja raha tha Us ne meri taraf dekh k daant nikali aur ankh maar k aptt se nikal gya ‘’muje assisgnment tayyar krni ha’’ Ma noshi ki taraf dekh k bola…muje us ka pichhli bar wala sulook yad tha Noshi: bna lena Wo lounge mein carpet pe apni hamesha wali jagah pe beth gae Ma b us k opposite sofa k sath tek lga k betha tha uswaqt Noshi: tum ne muje wo sb bola..aur us din ma ne jo kia…hisaab barabar? Me: hmm ‘’psycho’’ Ma ne dil mein usay pukara Phir muje dekhte hue noshi ne apni shalwar neeche kr k apne paon se nikal di aur us k baad kameez Me: noshi… Us ne 1 cushion pakra aur apne sir k neeche rk k lait gae aur apni thighs khol di Me: kya kr rai ho tum? Ma ne apne ap pe controle kr k baat ki aur us ki balon se pak safaid phuddi se nazren hatae Noshi: sulah krne ayi hn…larae khatam krne Wo ab apni phuddi k lips mein finger ooper neeche kr rai thi Aur yeh nazara dekh k mera lun to khara hona he tha Noshi: yahan ao na…plz… Ma utha aur apni shorts aur t-shirt utar k us ki k pas ja k us ki tangon ko pakar k usay ulta kr dia Noshi khud he ghutno k bal ho k agay ko jhuk gae Us ki perfect gaand aur us k neeche phuddi k jure hue lips mere samne the Us ki phuddi abi khushk he thi Ma ne us ki gaand k ubharon ko khola aur us ki gaand k sorakh pe zuban kin ok lgae Noshi: aahhh…yessss Pichli bar b wo gaand k sath he hot aur wet hui thi Us ki gaand k sorakh ko chat’te hue ma us ki phuddi k daane ko angoothe se rub krne lga Noshi: ooohhh…haaaann…..uufffffff…. Jld he noshi ki phuddi kafi geeli ho chuki thi Ma ne 1 finger us ki phuddi mein daali aur usay andar bahir krte hue us ki gaand k sorakh ko aur b josh se chatna shura kia to us k jisam mein jese zalzala ane lga Noshi: aaaaahhhhhh….aaahhhhhh….ooohhhhh….faiziiiiiiii……aaaaahhhh Muje lga jese us ki awazen aptt se bbahir ja rai hn to ma pechhe hut gya Noshi: fuck me… Us ne mur k meri taraf dekha Me: yahan… Ma ne us ki gaand k sorakh pe finger rkhi aur usay andar utarne lga Noshi: ok…ohhhhh Kuch der ma us ki gaand ko finger se he chodta raha Ab us ki height ki waja se ma ghutno k bal ho k apna lun us k andar daal nai skta tha Ma ne 2 cushion noshi k pait k neeche rkhe to us ki gaand kafi ooper ko hogae Me: apni gaand kholo Noshi apne hath peeche le k ayi aur apni gaand k ubharon ko khol dia Apna lun hath mein le k ma us ki cap noshi ki gaand k sorakh pe dabane lga Akhir mere lun ki topi us ki gaand mein utar he gae Noshi: hayeeee….uuuffff…..ssssiiiii Ma ruk gya Noshi: krte raho…andar… Us ne apni gaand mere lun pe push ki Ma ne us k hath gaand per se hatay aur us k ubharon ko apne hathon mein le k lun andar krne lga Ahista ahista mera lun us ki gaand mein utar chukka tha Ma ne agay dekha to us ne 1 hath apne munh pe rkha hua tha apni awazen rokne k liye Ma ne apna lun us ki gaand se andar bahir krna shuru kia Noshi: ooohhh….mmmmm Ab us ne apne munh se hath hat alia tha Ma us ki kamar per he lait gya aur hath neeche le ja k us k mamme pakar liye aur sath he lun us ki gaand se andar bahir krta raha Noshi: aaahhh…yesss…tez…tez… Ma seedha hua aur zor dar dhakkon se us ki gaand ko chodne lga Noshi: ah…ah…ooohhh….fuck…fuck Wo khud he neeche se hath la k apni phuddi ko rub kr rai thi sath sath Me: kesa..lg…rahaa ha Noshi: tooo…good….ooooohhhh Lounge mein mere dhakkon ki waja se thap thap ki awazen goonj rai thn Phir wo apni gaand b ooper neeche krne lgi Noshi: faiziiii….aaaahhhhhhh….m…cumming….aaaahhhhhh Wo jese tarapne lgi aur ma ne bari maushkil se us ki gaand pakar k neeche he rkhi aur apne lun ka pani us ki gaand mein nikal k us k ooper he gir gya ‘’yar tu apne ghar he rehna…ma theek hn…bua itna intezar krti hn tera’’ Hum gaon k raste mein the Lahore ane se pehle ma usi k ghar so b raha tha us k sath Me: chal theek ha…khana ma le aya kru ga..ya tu meri taraf he ajaya krna Hashoo: yar wo mera chacha…yani faiqa ka abba pehle he naraz ho raha tha k ma un ki taraf khana…mera matlab ha… Me: chal theek ha lekin 1 time ka khana mere sath Hashoo: done Ghar pohncha to fiza kahin nazar nai ayi to ma ne bua se us k bare mein puchha Bua: apni khala k han gae ha..aj he to majid chhor k aya college se wapsi per..keh rai thi Monday ko majid subah subah usay wahan se he college le jaye aur wapsi pe yahan ajaye gi Ma mayoos sa hogya Sham k waqt ma apne room mein aya aur fiza ko call ki ‘’kese ho faizi?’’ Me: ma theek…ap kyu chali gae hn ? Fiza: ma sirf 2 din k liye ayi hn yahan Wo hansi Me: acha Fiza: lgta ha log udas ho rai hn Me: nai to Fiza: acha Me: zaruri kam ha wahan koi? Fiza: nai bs khala ko milne ko dil kr raha tha Me: ma kul aa raha h nap ko lene Fiza: arrey… Me: ap tayyar rehna Fiza: faizi itne arse baad to ayi hn yahan Me: acha jese ap ki merzi Ma ne call bnd kr di foran he us ki call ayi lekin ma ne attend nai ki lekin usay msg kr dia ‘’m sorry..ma aiwen jazbaati hogya..ap Monday ko he ajana…log to wese udas hn he ap k na hone se’’ ‘’muje lgta ha hania ab tuje lift krana chahti ha’’ Raat k khaane k baad ma aur hashoo hamari chhat pe bethe the Me: hmmm Hashoo: kyu ishq ka bhoot utar gya? Wo hansa Me: yar hashoo…kya pata kb kis taraf se goli ajaye mere nam ki…baba aur mere maa baap …sb aise he gye yar….aise mein…. Hashoo: kya bakwas kr raha ha faizi Us ne meri baat kaati Me: tu jaanta ha ma kya baat kr raha hn…sirf Afzal he nai aur log hn jo hamare peechhe pare hue hn… Hashoo: aur log kon? Me: akram chacha ne yeh baat kit hi muj se 1 bar..lekin aur log kon hn yeh btane ka shayed unhe waqt he nai mila Hashoo: yar ma hn na tere sath…dekh len ge sb ko Me: faiqa ki suna Ma ne baat bdli Hashoo: ayi thi sham ko..khane ka puchhne Us ne daant nikale Me: tu ne usay he kha lia ho ga Ma hansne lga Hashoo: kha to leta lekin time thora tha us k pas ‘’yar majid…yeh dera bilkul pehle jesa bna raha ha na?jesa baba ne bnaya tha?’’ Ma dera wali jagah pe aya hua tha jahan bohat se mazdoor kam kr rai the Pichhli bar Lahore jane se pehle ma majid ki duty lga k gya tha k adha dera to jal he gya ha to baqi ko gira k dobara naya dera tamer kre lekin bilkul pehle jesa Majid: han han bilkul pehle jesa he bne ga…tum ne kaha tha k jldi bnana ha to ma ne labour b double lgae ha aur 24 ghante kam ho raha ha Me: good Majid: hashoo theek ha?usay maloom ha k akram… Me: nai usay nai maloom..aur na he maloom hona chahiye k akram ne kya kia baba k sath..wese wo kaghaz dekh k usay shuk to ho gya tha akram k role ka lekin ma ne usay us taraf ane nai dia..tu b kbi zikar nai kre ga us k sath Majid: nai ma nai kru ga…wese b hashoo bohat acha lrka ha Me: main bnda to Afzal ha ….us ka b kuch krna ha ma ne Jamil aur akram ki baat aur thi unhe anjaam pe pohnchana asaan tha..lekin Afzal assembly member b tha aur ziada ter Islamabad rehta tha ab aur 1 2 din k liye yahan ata tha…wo kisi b time akela nai hota tha… Majid: tu hukum kr faizi…jb kaho ge jitni golian kaho ge maar du ga usay…pakra b gya to tumhara nam nai lu ga ma Me: tu kya samajhta ha k tum era nam nai b le ga to ma peechhe rahun ga?ma bua ko pareshan nai krna chahta yar…aur goli to ma khud b maar skta hn usay…lekin aise nai maarna usay Majid: phir kese? Me: yahi soch raha hn k kese…acha mere next time ane tk dera complete hojaye ga na Majid; bilkul hojaye ga Itne mein bua ki call agae ‘’faizi zara majid ko bhej de k ja k fiza ko le aye..us ka phone aya ha’’ Aj Sunday tha aur us ne kaha tha k mondy ko aye gi Me: bua majid to der ape kam krwa raha ha Bua: to tu chala ja…1 ghante ka to rasta ha Bua ne mere dil ki baat kr di thi ‘’ ma ne socha log udas se ho rai hn to chali he jaun’’ Fiza front seat pe beth k muskurae Me: log to parson se aye hue hn Fiza: acha g Is road pe ziada traffic nai thi aur ma fiza ko thora tng krna chahta tha Me: ap ne bra kis color ki pehni ha? Fiza: sharam kro Us ka chehra foran he surkh hogya Me: btayen na Fiza: black Us ka dress b black he tha Me: dikhayen zara Fiza: road per hn hum…chup kr k gari chalao Me: chalen 1 kiss de den Fiza: wo b nai milne wali Me: acha raat ko? Fiza: raat mein b faizi…jo hogya so hogya…plz…ab aur nai Me: acha Fiza: ab mood na kharab krna..wese b apni lahore wali kisi frend se gupshup krna raat ko Me: wohi krna pare ga Ghar pohnche to Afzal aya hua tha aur sath sumaira b thi Afzal ko dekh k mere andar ghusse aur nafrat ki leher uthi jise ma ne bari mushkil se dabaya Me: kese hn MNA sb Us se hath mila k us k samne beth gya Afzal: ma theek…tu suna Me: ma b theek Us ki nazar meri kameez k right side k ubhar per pari Afzal: tu ne gun kb se rkhan shuru ki Bahir her waqt gun ma apne sath rkhta tha aur ghar ate he apne room mein chhupa deta tha lekin aj bhool gya tha…shukar ha bua kitchen mein thn Me: bs…aise he…. Afzal: kisi se khatra ha to bta muje ‘’khatra to tum se he ha ‘’ Ma ne dil mein kaha Me: nai khatra kya hona…baba ko konsa sa kisi ne saamne aa k lalkaar k maara Mera lehja talkh hogya Afzal: suna ha tu ne majid ko rkh lia ha apne pas Me: g..ab wo sudhar gya ha Afzal: herat ki baat ha Me:hmmm Afzal: akram ka bara afsos hua yar Me: g bs…pata nai kese itni aag lg gae Afzal: us ki zamin waghera ha ? Me: bs ghar he ha…us k kaghaz b akram k sath jal gye..akram to rehta he dera pe tha na ab baba k baad…to wo apna sara saman b wahin le gya tha …ma ne aur hashoo ne bohat talash kia un ghar mein lekin kuch nai mila Afzal: hmm Wo kisi gehri soch mein tha Hashoo : yar wo un docs ka kuch pata chala …mera dil krta ha afzal k munh pe maar k aun wo sb aur puchhun us se k … Me: ma ne tuje kaha na k bhool ja wo baat Ma ne us ki baat kaati Ma ne chahta tha k afzal ka agla shikar hashoo ho…afzal taqreeban mumaen hogya tha k wo kaghaz b akram k sath he jal gye hn ge…ab wo wali zameen afzal asani se wapis apne nam krwa skta tha Hashoo 11 bje gya ‘’so rai hn?’’ Fiza: han bs sone lgi hn…boaht neend aa rai ha Me: muje nai aa rai Fiza: koshish kro…subah subah jana b ha tum ne…good night Kuch der baad mere zehen mein 1 shaitani plan aa he gya Ma bahir sehan mein gya aur pehle generator ko off kia aur phir bijli ka main switch b bnd kr dia 5 mint baad he fiza ka msg dekh k ma hansne lga ‘’ faizi light chali gae’’ Ma jldi se utha aur knock kr k us k kamre mein chala gya Me: ap mere room mein bethen ma dekhta hn Ma usay le k apne room mein agya Me: meri kiss…ab to andhera b ha …kuch nazar b nai aye ga Kamre mein ja k ma ne fiza ko apne sath lgaya Fiza: nai na Wo ahista se boli Ma ne us ka chehra ooper kia aur us k honton ko apne honton mein le k choosne lga Akhir wo b mera sath dene lgi Fiza: tum…bohat…gnde…ho… Ma ne hath us ki shalwar mein daala aur us ki gudaaz gaand ki lakeer mein finger ooper neeche krne lga Me: apni zuban den ..mere honton mein Fiza ne aisa he kia aur ma us ki zuban chooste hue us ki gaand k sath khel raha tha Ma ne usay peechhe dhakela aur jese he wo bed k sath takarae usay lita k us k ooper lait gya Hamare paon abi carpet pe he the Ma ne us ki kameez ooper krna chahi to us ne mera hath pakar lia Fiza: bs na… Me: ma ap se 1 bar khul k pyar krna chahta hn…ap muje roken nai…plz.. Fiza: nai… Ma ne us ki kameez aur bra tezi se ooper ki aur paglon ki tarah us k mamme chatne lga Fiza: faizi.. Wo sargoshi mein boli Phir jb ma ne us k nipples ko choosna shuru kia to us ka hath mere sir pe chala gya aur wo usay apne mammon pe dabane lgi Ma apna hath neeche le k gya aur shalwar k ooper se us ki phuddi ko touch kia Fiza ki shalwar wahan se geeli thi Me: ap ki..phuddi geeli ha… Fiza: hahhhh…kese lafz… Us ki thighs khol k ma apne lun us ki phuddi pe dabate hue us k nipples ko chaatne aur choosne lga Fiza: ssssiiiii….uuufffff….. Me: kapre utar du..ap k? Fiza: nai… Muje pata tha k wo ooper se he keh rai ha Ma neeche hua aur fiza ki shalwar utar di aur phir usay ooper kr k us ki kameez aur bra b nikal di Me: a pooper ho k laiten ma abi aya Fiza: kahan.. Ma bhagta hua bahir aya aur bijli ka main switch aur generator ko on kr k bhaagta hua he wapis aya Fiza bed k pas khari apne kapre akathe kr rai thi Me: kya hua? Ma ne usay ja k hug kr lia aur us k hath se kapre le k side pe rkh diye Fiza: jane do na muje Me: aram se lait jayen Ma ne us k forhead pe kiss kia Fiza: generator kyu on kia abi? Me: ma ne he light off ki thi Fiza: kya?tum…kamine… Ma ne hanste hue fiza ka nanga badan apni banhon mein utha k usay bed pe lita dia Us ne jldi se chadar apne ooper le li aur ma ne b utni he jldi apni shalwar kameez utaar di Ma us k sath laita aur chadar us k jisam k khench k side pe phenki aur usay apni banhon mein le lia Fiza: light to bnd kr do Me: kyu?kya ma ne apko aur apne muje nanga dekha nai hua pehle? Ma hath us ki geeli phuddi pe le gya Fiza: mmm…us ne apni thighs thori si khol di Me: ap b pakren na Fiza: kya Me: mera lun Fiza: gnde..kese lafz bol dete ho Ma ne us ka hath pakar k apne lun pe rkh dia Ab wo mera lun masal rai thi aur ma us ki zuban chooste hue us ki geeli phuddi ko rub kr raha tha Me: 1 baat btayen sach sach Fiza: kya Me: jb ma ap ki phuddi ko honton aur zuban se pyar krta hn to kesa lgta ha? Fiza: bohat…acha Me: abi kru Us ne sharma k han mein sir hila dia Me: ap b to mere lun ko munh mein len na…ise choosen Fiza: nai na Hum 1 dosre ki taraf munh kr k laite hue the Ma utha aur apna chehra us ki phuddi k pas le aya aur us ki thighs khol di Ab mera lun fiza k chehre k pas tha Ma ne us ki phuddi k daane ko honton mein lia aur usay chooste hue us pe zuban pherne lga to us ka jisam kamp gya Fiza: uuuffff…faiziiii….aaahhhh Us ne apni phuddi mere chehre pe dabayi aur mere lun ko hath mein le lia Ma us ki gaand ko hathon mein le k us ki phuddi ko chaat aur choos raha tha Me: munh mein len..plz Ma ne us ki phuddi se munh hataya Aur phir muje apna lun fiza k garam munh mein jata feel hua Ma aur b josh se us ki phuddi ko chaatne lga aur jese he meri zuban us ki phuddi k sorakh se andar bahir hone lgi fiza ne b sir agay peeche kr k mere lun ko choosna shuru kr dia Fiza: mmm..mmm…hunhmmm…mmmm Us ki phuddi ko phela k ma andar tk apna zuban dorane lga Aur fiza b utne he josh se mera lun choos rai thi Kuch der baad us ne mera lun apne munh se nikala Fiza:faizi…ab aa b jao… Wo hamp rai thi Ma jldi se utha aur fiza ne seedhi ho k apni thighs khol di Ma ne lun us ki phuddi k sorakh pe rkha aur 1 bar mein he us k andar utaar dia Fiza: hayeeee…..uuufff…… Ma itna garam ho chuka tha k ma tezi se apna lun us ki phuddi se andar bahir kr raha tha Fiza: han…han..aise he…oooohhhh…mmmmm…ssiiiii…. Us ki phuddi andar se bohat garam ho rai thi Me: maza…a raha…ha.. Fiza: han..han..bohaat…aaahhhh… Hum dono he itne garam ho chuke the k 7 8 mint baad he us ki phuddi ne pani chhora dia aur ma ne apne lun ka pani us ki phuddi k lips main nikaal dia Fiza: muje b..gnda..bna dia..gnde.. Wo apni saansen sambhalne ki koshish krte hue boli aur ma hansne lga ‘’dera pe kitna kam reh gya ha?’’ Wapsi pe hashoo ne puchha Me: next time ayen ge to complete hoga Hashoo: wese yar yaqeen nai ata k majid kitna badal gya ha Me: han yar… Hashoo: 1 baat muje chain nai leni de rai faizi Me: wo kya? Hashoo: agar abba waqae baba k qatal mein involve hua to…. Me: tu is baat ki zehen se nikal kyu nai deta yar…bs kr de Hashoo: koshish to krta hn Me: bs ayenda ma yeh baat tere munh se na sunu Hashoo: acha wo jo paise nile the abba ki almari se Me: wo bank mein jama krwa de…kbi kam ayen ge Hashoo: meri 1 baat maane ga? Me: han bol Hashoo: ma un paison se atleast apni uni ki fee to de skta hn na…ma rahun gat ere sath he… Ma ne gari road ki side pe lga di Me: hashoo muje 1 baat bta…kbi baba ne tuje muj se kum samjha? Hashoo: bilkul b nai Me: kbi tuje aisa lga ho k ma tera bhai nai raha ab? Hashoo: kbi b nai Me: shuru se he baba ne tere aur mere liye 1 jesi parhae rkhi…1 he school 1 he college aur 1 he university…jese baba k hote hue chal raha tha ma chahta hn sb wese he chale..her maamle mein…jb teri studies complete hojayen gi to tu jo chahe krna Hashoo: theek ha bhai..ma to bs… Me: baat khatam Ma ne gari agay barha di ‘’hashoo café mein ha’’ Ma hashoo k pas us k deptt k café mein he ja raha tha aur yeh awaz hania ki thi Ma ne apne dayen taraf dekha to wo book le k 1 bench pe bethi hui thi Me: thnx Ma 1 nazar us pe daal k agay barh gya ‘’ kya kru ma tumhara’’ Yeh sochte hue ma ne rida ko andar ane ka raasta dia...wo constantly muje msg krti rehti thi lekin ma ne kbi reply he nai kia tha Aj wo shalwar kameez mein thi Rida: ap ne to ana nai hota hamari taraf…ma ne socha ma he chakkar lga lu Wo sofa pe beth k boli Me: frend ki taraf ayi thi? Rida: yup Me: kya khao gi? Rida: apko Wo hansi aur us ki boldness pe ma 1 bar phir heran hogya ‘’aise ha to aise he sahi’’ Ma ne tng aa k socha socha Me: kahan se khao gi? Ma ne us ki ankhon mein dekha Rida: jahan se mera dil kre ga Me: soch lo…tum bohat agay jana chahti ho Rida: soch lia Wo b meri ankhon mein dekh k boli Me: kya chahti ho? Rida: ap se dosti Me: dost to hum hn he …cousin jo hue Rida: ap shayed is baat se dar rai hn k ma hina ki behen hn…ma wesi nai hn Me: acha dekhte hn…abi mera frend apne room mein ha Rida: ok..lekin mere msg ka jawab zarur dia kren Yeh keh k wo uthi aur chali gae Her raat ki tarah mere zehen mein afzal he tha ‘’baba ka asli qatil to afzal he ha na…aur wo abi tk wese he phir raha ha…lekin us ko kese….?’’ Phir mere zehen mein 1 idea aa he gya jis ka result ane k chances bohat he kum the aur muje yeh b lg raha tha k shayed ma ghalati krne ja raha hn ‘’ziada se ziada kya ho ga?pata chal jaye ga mera?dekha jaye ga jo ho ga’’ Ma ne usi waqt majid ka number milaya ‘’majid soye to nai the abi?’’ Majid: nai nai…kaam krwa raha hn…bs 2 din ka kam reh gya ha Me: yar rest b kr lia kr Majid: wo b kr he leta hn time nikal k Me: acha yar 1 kaam kr…sheher se 1 almari le aa aur usay dera k kisi kamre mein rkh de.. Majid: theek ha ma subah he mangwa leta hn Me: 1 kam aur b krna ha..wo..us almari ko sharab se bhar de..zara ache brand ki ho.. Majid: acha Wo heran sa lg raha tha Me: mere liye nai ha yar…bs kisi k liye…tuje pata chal jaye ga Majid: theek ha koi masla nai Me: ma paise bhej deta hn Majid: jo dera k liye tum ne diye the us mein se b kafi bch gye hn ma ne hisab likha hua ha sara Me: chal theek ha Ma ne call bnd kr di aur phir se isi bare mein sochne lga
  3. دوستو ایک وقت میں دو سٹوری کو آگے بڑھا رھا ہوں اور ساتھ میں کاروباری گھرداری کی بھی ذمہ داری کو نبھانے کی وجہ سے اپڈیٹ میں تاخیر ھوجاتی ھے تو آپ ناراض مت ہونا ۔ شکریہ
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