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  1. Hi is ki complete dono part ki pdf file mely gi
  2. 79.80.81path ‘’hum ne achha nai kia hamid chacha k sath..ab hisaab dene ka waqt aa raha ha hamare liye’’ Ma ate hue irfan ka mobile le aya tha aur ye msg ma ne usi k mobile se chacha , afzal , aur zeshan ko kia tha Irfan ka mobile off kr k ma ne apni pocket mein rkh lia ‘’tu aj mere pas he so ja plz’’ Hashoo: tu na b kehta ma phir b tuje akela na chhorta aj..lekin kul muje apne sb sawalon k jawab chahiyen Wo serious tone mein bola Me: han..theek ha Ma ne ankhen bnd kr k sir peechhe lga lia Subah k waqt kahin ja k meri ankh lgi thi aur ma bua k uthane pe he utha ‘’faizi uth ja…irfan ko maar dia kisi ne..’’ Wo rote hue boli to ma jldi se utha Me: kya matlab..bua Bua: jldi hath munh dho…sheher jana ha abi Bua k ane se hashoo b uth gya tha Hashoo: ma b chalta hn Me: han theek ha ‘’kbi kbi irfan bhai raat ko 2 3 bje b ate the factory se…5 bje afzal bhai agye aur muje jagaya k wo raat se irfan bhai ko call kr rai hn lekin wo pick nai kr rai…hum factory ki taraf ja he rai the k raste mein un ki gari nazar ayi aur us mein….’’ Rehan btate btate chup hogya Taqreeban 1 bje ma ne irfan k mobile se msg kia tha aur afzal foran he us se baat krne k liye us ka number try krna shuru hogya tha Ma ghamgeen nazar ane ki poori koshish kr raha tha Me: janaza kb ha? Rehan: 4 bje… Sb he rishtedaar aye hue the Lahore wale b Chacha , zeshan aur afzal ki bechaini saaf mehsoos ho rai thi muje Wo teeno sath sath he the subah se aur aapas mein khusar phusar krte kbi idhar ja rai the kbi udhar aur jb beth’te b the to akathe beth k nazdeek ho k baten kr rai the Ab ki bar wo jese he bethe to ma uth k un k pas chala gya aur salam kia aur teeno se gale mila Chacha: kya zulm hogya faizi.. Me: g chacha..itne ache to the wo..bohat narm tbiyat k..un ki kisi se kya dushmani ho skti ha? chacha: wohi to ma soch raha hn faizi.. afzal: muje to dacaiti he lg rai ha chacha…us k paise aur mobile b nai mile.. mobile to ma ne le lia tha aur paise shayed meeda aur sheeda ne rkh liye the dacaiti ka rng dene k liye zeshan: aur wo jo m.. afzal ne zeshan ko foran he halki si kohni maari to us ne baat adhoori chhor di muje maloom tha k wo usi msg ki baat krne lga tha jo ma ne bheja tha in teeno ko chacha: jo b hua bohat ghalat hua zeshan: afzal tu ne SP se baat ki? Afzal: bare chacha k pas he betha ha wo iswaqt Me: pata nai kon per gya ha hamare khandaan k peeche…pehle ijaz bhai…ab irfan bhai…ma to soch raha hn bua ko le k Lahore he shift ho jaun Ma ne jan boojh k shurli chhori Chacha: han beta…bech de zamin..karobaar kr mere sath mil k Afzal: agar nai b bechni to muje thaika pe de dena..ma dekh lug a sb ‘’tuadi donwa di maa di kuss..balke tinna di’’ Ma ne dil mein bola Me: hmm Ma wahan se uth aya ‘’han ab shuru ho ja’’ Janaze k baad 2 ghante wahin reh k ma bua ko bta k hashoo sath gaon agya tha Me: hashoo yar.. Ma jane kyu usay btate hue hichkicha raha tha Hashoo: faizi…ghussa na dila muje..kul raat mere samne 1 bnde ko jan se maara ha tu ne.. Phir ma ne usay bakhshoo ki behen se hone wali saari baat bta di Me: ye ha sari kahani..aur yeh sb mere chacha ki planning se hua Hashoo: us ne kya saboot dia in sb baton ka? Me: irfan ko goli maarne se pehle adha ghanta ma us se gaand nai marwata raha…us ne 1 1 baat qabool ki mere samne Hashoo: majid b tha…joora aur us k bhai…aur b bnde rkhe hue hn tu ne…aur ma to tha he..phir tuje usay khud apne hath se maarne ki kya zarurat thi? Me: truck ki takkar k baad in logon ne gari k andar check kia to mere ammi abbu zakhmi to hn ge he lekin abi un ki saansen chal rai thn..zinda the wo dono…aur in teeno ne gari ko aag lga di Ye baat krte hue mera khoon phir se ubalne lga tha Hashoo: acha… Me: tu kya kehta ha ma inhe sir pe bitha k rakhun? Hashoo: nai nai..lekin aur b to tareeke hn na.. Me: maslan apne bndon ko keh du k un teeno ko maar den…kul ko wo pakre b ja skte hn ya un se koi ghalati b ho skti ha…muje sirf bua ka ehsaas ha nai to ma khud sb k samne in BC logon ki ankhon mein ankhen daal k un k sir mein goliyan utaarta…aur… Hashoo: acha acha…calm reh plz Wo meri baat kaat k agay hua aur muje hug kr lia Hashoo: muje bua k sath sath teri tnsn ha faizi…kahin kuch aisa na hojaye k tu samne ajaye un k…phir bua ko kya jwab de ga? Me: ma aisi nobat ane he nai du ga…waqt aur halaat k mutabiq he chalun ga Hashoo: han ma jaanta hn tere shaitani damagh ko Hashoo hansa Me: chal kitchen mein dekhte hn kya para ha khane ko Hashoo: faiqa rkh gae ha khana mere ghar mein..chal wahin chalte hn ‘’tu…kesa feel kr raha ha’’? Hashoo ne puchha Irfan k q** k baad hum log sheher se he Lahore k liye rawana hogye the aur iswaqt raste mein the Me: normal hona shuru hogya hn Hashoo: hmm Usay meri baat samajh nai ayi thi aur na he ma ne usay samjhane ki koshish ki Daily ki routine k mutabiq ma ne sb se hath milaya…ashi ne chehra dosri taraf kr k hath mere hath mein dete he peechhe khench lia ‘’kis ki death hui faizi?’’ Saif ne puchha Me: cousin ki Kashif: kese? Me: dacaiti ki wardaat lgti ha yar Kashif: bara khatarnaak ilaqa ha yar tera to Me: nai nai..achhe bure log her jaga hote hn..ziada ter ache log he hn wahan Ma ne 1 nazar ashi ki taraf dekha to wo apni note book mein gum thi Hashoo uni se he mahi k sath kahin chala gya tha aur abi ma aptt pohncha he tha k doorbell hui ‘’beena’’ Us ne andar ate hue apna nam btaya Aj wo akeli he ayi thi Wo hamesha ki betakllufi se neeche carpet pe beth gae aur ma us k samne sofa pe Beena: meena aur mom bazar gae hn is liye ma akeli ayi hn Me: acha Beena: hashoo kahan ha? Me: doston k sath gya ha kahin Beena: good…ma tum se 1 baat krne ayi thi Me: han bolo Ma apni be-zari chhupane ki koshish kr raha tha Beena: yeh us din tum ne meena k sath kya kia? Ma chonk to gya lekin apnea p ko normal he rkha…au rise b bhagane ka tareeka sochne lga..meena to ab ane wali nai thi yahan Me: matlab? Beena: jb hum dono dance kr rai thn aur tum apne room mein ja rai the… Me: acha wo…wo bs…hogya Beena: matlab tum ne touch kia usay Me: han ‘’chal nass ja hun tu v’’ Ma ne dil mein usay kaha Beena: hmm Wo ghor se meri taraf dekh rai thi Me: tumhe meena ne btaya? Beena: nai to..ma ne khud note kia tha..aiwen to nai bechari ka haal bura hogya us din Me: m sorry yar..hum young hn aur tanhae mein larki samne ho to….mera matlab ha.. Ma na chahte hue b defensive hogya tha Beena: kesa lga tha? Me: hain? Muje us k sawal pe herat hui Beena: meena ki ass ko touch krna kesa lga tha? Us ne apna sawal dosre tareeke se repeat kia aur ma phir se usay bhagane k mod mein agya Me: maza agya Ma us ki ankhon mein dekh k bola Beena uthi to ma ne socha wo ja rai ha..lekin wo chalti hui mere samne aa khari hui Beena: ma b us jesi he hn aur meri her cheez b Wo meri ankhon mein dekhte hue boli aur us ki apni ankhon ki surkhi muj se chhupi na reh ski Me: muje itna b maza nai aya kyu k trouser k ooper se touch kia tha ma ne us ki ass ko Ma ne usay bhagane ki akhri koshish ki Beena aur kareeb hui aur apni back meri taraf kr k khari hogae Ab is se ziada ma controle nai kr skta tha apne aap pe Ma ne us ka trouser neeche kr k us ki kameez ooper ki aur us ki safaid gaand mere samne agae Beena ki safaid gaand bohat bari nai thi lekin bohat cute aur smart thi Us ki gaand k dono ubharon pe 1 1 kiss kr k ma peechhe hogya..lekin us ki tangen jese kamp gae thn Wo meri taraf muri lekin apna trouser ooper nai kia..us ki phuddi us ki kameez k peechhe chhupi hui thi Beena: tum ne..kiss kia…touch nai kia… Jawab dene ki bjaye ma hath peechhe us ki gaand k ubharon pe le gya aur unhe apne hathon mein le k usay apni taraf khencha Me: apni kameez ooper kro agay se Beena ne apni kameez ooper kr di us ki juri hui thighs ki V shape aur us ki phuddi k ooper wale hisse ki line mere chehre se chnd inch k fasle pe mere samne agae Ma us ki phuddi ki line pe apni zuban ooper neeche krne lga aur sath sath us ki gaand k ubharon ko masal raha tha Beena: ahhhhh…mmm…bsssss Wo 1 dum peechhe hui aur apni shalwar ooper kr li Us ki nazren meri shorts mein bne hue tamboo pe thn Beena: ma..chalti hn Ma bs us k surkh chehre ki taraf dekh he raha tha aur wo darwaze ki taraf chali gae ‘’wese ma…meena he hn..beena mom k sath gae ha bazaar…’’ Darwaze ki taraf se us ki awaz sun k ma ne chonk k udhar dekha lekin itni der mein wo bahir ja chuki thi ‘’yar hashoo’’ Hashoo: han Me: yar ye twins ka masla b ajeeb hota na…matlab dono k sb 1 jesa he hota ha..aur na meena ki gaand ka pata chalta ha aur na he beena ki gaand ka..matlab 1 jesi jo hui dono..aur….ab nde ko kya pata k wo meena ki gaand ko hath lga raha ha ya beena ki…aur baad mein…meena..beena..matlab.. Hashoo: o mere baap…bs kr de…meri gaand pehle he phhati hui ha kyu k aj mahi ne 2 dress lene the bs aur is k liye muje us k sath 4 ghante khwar hona para aura gay se tu aur tera phalsapha/teri philosophy…chup kr k khana kha aur so ja aur muje b sone de..gandoo kahin ka Me: acha..aur tu khud ho ga gandoo Raat apne kamre mein mere zehen mein bohat si baten thn PEHLI BAAT ‘’ab dosra kon ha?....irfan to asaan shikaar tha aur wo ma ne kr lia…irfan k baad dosra kon ?aur kese?.. DOOSRI BAAT: ‘’hania… TEESRI BAAT ‘’Ashi…kin chakkron mein par rai ho yar tum aur kis k sath par rai ho? CHOTHI BAAT ‘’m sorry Dani.. Pehli aur chothi baa tapas mein juri hui thi

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