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Update=====08 akber flate ki balcony may khara cigrate pee raha thaa uss ki nigah kamray ki janib gai jahan uss ka chota bhai aslam apnay circle managr ki 38 sala biwi nadia ko chod raha thaa akber aur aslam pichlay kai saalon say iss aurat ko chod rahay thay issi leyeh unn dono ko 2 martaba promotion bhi mil chuka thaa aur ab wo dono bhai opration manager bannay walay thay aslam k farigh honay k baad nadia uthi aur nangi halat may hee akber k pass aagai Nadia : cigrate jalatay huway " keya baat hay akber aaj tum kuch pareshan lag rahay ho Akber : apni pareshani chupatay huway " nahi maim pareshan nahi hoon bus thori tension hay promotion ko lay kar Nadia : ek tanzia hunsi k sath " keyon mujh per bharosa kam ho gaya hay yaar tum dono meray 3 bachon k baap ho pichlay 7 saalon say main tum dono bhaiyon say mazay lay rahi hoon aur badlay may sirf tum ko promotion milti hay ager wo bhi nahi milay gee to main uss khadray circle manager ko pooray circle may nanga nahi kar doon gee tum apna mood theek karo bus aur khush raho main nay to suna hay k jald hee tum dono ki shadiyaan bhi honay wali hain " Aslam : bathroom say baher aatay huway " kiss ki shadiyon ka ziker ho raha hay uss nay nazdeek aaker nadia k honto per ek taweel kiss kee akber nay ussay ghussay say dekha aur ussay tayyar ho kar chalnay ka kaha aslam tayyar huwa aur dono bhai wahan say bikal gae. raastay may aslam nay akber ki taraf dekha uss ko pareshan dekh kar uss say raha bahi gaya uss nay pooch hee liya Aslam : bhai jan keya baat hay jiss din say aap salman aur arsalan ki shaadi say lotay hain kuch pareshan hain sub theek to hay na kaheen saba bhabi say koi baat to nahi ho gai" Akber : uss ko dekhtay huway " meri pareshani ki wajah saba nahi hay uzma hay uzma Aslam : hunstay huway " bhai jan aap uss larki say dar rahay ho jiss ki himmat nahi hay k wo aap say nazrain mila kar baat bhi kar lay Akber : iss baar ghussay may " tum ussay mamooli see larki na samjho uss nay saira jaisi aaiyash aur chalak aurat ko dhool chata dee mujh jaisay parday may chupay huway aadmi ko nanga kar diya tum ussay mamooli kehnay ki baat kar rahay ho phir uss nay aslam ko poori baat bata dee Aslam : serious hotay huway " iss ka matlab hay k uss say zeyada hoshiyaar rehna paray ga lekin hum ashraf ko qaboo may rakhain to phir wo hamara kiya bigaar lay gee Akber : muskuratay huway " ashraf ko to wo qaboo kar chuki hay meray bholay bhai mujhay to yeh dar hay k ager amma aur abba ko hamari saari kartooton ka pata chal gaya to hum kiya karain gay abba ek minute may hum ko ghar say nikaal dain gay aur phuppa jan to pata nahi kiya karain gay bohot mohtaat rehna ho ga hum dono ko saba aur sadia wo dono to baywaqoof hain lekin ab amma uzma ko bhi issi ghar may laa rahi hain hus yeh baat khaternaak hay Aslam : pareshan hotay huway " bhai wo jo hum nay socha huwa thaa wife swiping ka k dono bhai unn dono behno ko mil kar chodain gay mazay karain gay ab uss ka kiya ho ga" Akber kuch sochtay huway "abhi say sochnay ki zarurat nahi hay waqt aanay per dekhain gay bus kuch time k leyeh saari baatain bhool jao sirf nadia aur bank ki doosri larkiyon per hee guzara karo samjhay" udher saira aur furqaan ki tallaq ki khaber jungle ki aag ki tarah phail gai ghafoor saheb pareshan bethay thay jub shahida kamray may aaeen aur ghafoor saheb ko sochon may gum dekha to unn k pass aaeen Shahida : ghafoor saheb k kandhay per hath rakhtay huway "ab aap keyon pareshan hain ab qismat say kon lar sakta hay jo uss k muqqadar may likha tha uss say kaisay bhaag saktay hain chalain ab kisi aur mohollay may chaltay hain main nay beton say kaha hay k wo jald az jald ek makan chahyeh Ghafoor saheb : ghussay say shahida ko dekhtay huway "shahida begum meray abba hamesha mujhay ek baat samjhatay thay k kabhi ghar k faislay karnay ka ikhtiar aurat k hath may nahi dena warna pahtao gay lekin main nay yeh ghalti kee yeh qismat may nahi likha thaa yeh wo hee kaat rahi ho jo tum dono maa beti nay boya thaa achi khasi izzat wali zindagi thee lekin tumhari gumrahi nay beti ka ghar ujara aur zillat meray maathay per pot dee kash iss umer may main tum ko tallaq day sakta" Shahida : pareshani say apnay shoher ko dekhtay huway " ab aap bhi mujhay hee ilzaam dain gay main nay to jo bhi keya iss ghar k leyeh hee kiya hay 7 logon k kharcha meray hee sir per hay ghar ka rent aap ki dawa 2 bahoo aur 4 beton ki zumaidaari hay meray sir per kiya karoo aap bata do main wo hee karoon gee" Ghafoor saheb : ghussay say dekhtay huway " abhi k abhi dono baray beton ko ghar say nikaal do aur dono choto ko ek maheenay ka waqt day do k ager wo koi nokri karain gay to hee iss ghar may rahain gay warna apna koi intaizaam kar lain main koi choti moti nokri ndhoond loon ga pension ka sahara bhi hay hum ko allah zindagi izzat say guzaar hee dain gay samjhi Shahida: rotay huway "keya ho gaya hay ghafoor aap ko apni olaad ko khud say kaisay alag kardoon maa hoo main unn ki aap ki tarah kaleja pathar ka nahi kar sakti koi aur raasta dhondain aap Ghafoor saheb: muskuratay huway "phir ek hee rasta bachta hay meray pass k main khudkushi kar loon jub izzat ki zindagi nahi guzar sakta to phir mera mar jana hee acha hay allah mujhay maaf karay yeh jaan uss ki amanat hay uss may khayanat kar raha hoon unho nay tezi say takyeh k neechay hath dala jahan unho betay ki pistol rakhi thee iss say pehlay k shahida kuch samajhti unho unho nay pistol ko canpati per rakh kar fire kar diya ek zor ka dhamaka huwa aur ghafoor saheb bayjan ho kar bister per hee gir paray shahida phati phati aankhon say unhain dekhti rahi dhamakay ki awaz sun kar saaray hee bachay aur aas parose k log bhagay bhagay ghar may aagae kuch dair may ghar may kohram bapa ho gaya shahida begum to waheen deh gaeen sub nay hee uthana chaha lekin wo to mar chuki theen do janazay uss ghar say uthay saira ki dunya hee ujer gai thee aisay may hamid hee kaam aaya ussi nay sara intaizaam kiya qaber ka khanay ka dekhtay hee dekhtay 3 din ho gae hamid saira k pass hee betha tha Saira : uss ko dekhtay huway "hamid jahan tum nay itna kiya hay wahan ek ehsan aur kar do humain iss jagah say door ek ghar dila do phir dekhtay hain k kiya karna hay dila do gay na " Hamid : haan may gaden hilata huwa "haan main nay property walon say keh diya hay wo dekh rahay hain jaisay hee mil jae ga batadoon ga tum zeyada pareshan nahi ho" abhi wo baat hee kar rahay thay k nadir kamray may dakhil huwa uss nay dono per nazer daali aur hamid say bola "yaar hamid main nay main road per kaafi pehlay ek jagah per qabza kiya thaa ek jagah jo khali wahan ek builder ko dra dhmka kar wahan 2 bari dukaanain bana leen thee uss ka kiraya juway may ura deta thaa jub amma ko batana chaha to yeh sub ho gaya ab uss ko tum dekh lo ager wo bik jae to koi chota say ghar khareed do uss say qabza pakka hay uss k kaghaz bhi hain meray pass" Hamid : ussay hairat say dekhtay huway "kiya wo tumhari jagah hay uss ki to bari velue hay yaar tum meray sath chalo uss ki markete ki qeemat maloom kartay hain kaghaz dikhatay hain jo bhi qeemat confirm ho gee main khud tum ko day doon ga abba kai baar keh chukay hain k iss jagah ka maloom karo aur khareed lo" Nadir : abhi laya kaghaz phir chaltay hain" yeh keh kar wo kaghaz lainay ander chala gaya . uzma k ghar may to jaisay bahar aagai thee unn ki dono bhabhiyan itni haseen theen k poora moholla tareef kartay huway nahi thak raha thaa aisa nahi thaa k uzma aur uss ki behnain kuch dabtay huway colour ki theen lekin unn dono ki to baat hee kuch alag thee arsaln fozia ko paa kar aur salman aasia k sath bohot hee khush thaa lekin ab wo dono behnain udas ho rahi theen unn dono ki chuttiyan khatam honay wali theen abhi sub nashtay ki table per bethay thay jub abba mian nay arsalan ko mukhatib kiya "arsal beta wahan jaatay hee inn dono k kaghzaat jama kara dena aur ek alag ghar ka bhi intaizaam kar lena samjhay meri yeh dono betiyaan zeyada udas nahi hona chahyeh samjhay Arsalan : farmabadari say " g abba mian main kaghzaat ka aur salman ghar ka intaizaam kar lay gay jaisay government nay manzoori dee hum inn k tickets bhaij dain gay aap fiker na karain aur yeh noman ka kiya karna hay ager aap ka hukum ho to iss ka visa bhi sath hee bhaij dain" Noman : khush hotay huway " bhai jaan bhaij dain main tayyar hoon bhabhiyon k sath hee main aajaoon ga abba mian mujhay bhi jaanay dain plz Abba mian : muskuratay huway " jaisay tumhari khushi nomi beta bhai arsal iss ko bulaa lo bhai abba nay piyar say apnay pass bethay nomi k sir per hath phaira. nashta kar k aurtain ghar k kamo may masroof ho gaeen aur admi sub lounge may beth gae to uss waqt perveen nay raheel aur naima k rishtay ka ziker chair diya Abba mian : kuch sochtayn huway " aray haan acha kiya jo tum nay yaad dila diya iss Sunday ko bula lo unn ko rasam ada kar detay hain such pocho to uss larkay nay dil jeet liya hay shaadi k dino may kiya khiyal rakha hay uss nay mera bhi aur dosron ka bhi kiya kehtay ho arsal tum Arsalan : garden hilatay huway" g abba mian bohot hee acha aur lehaz wala larka hay meri taraf say to haan hay aap ek baar mamoo jan say bhi mashwara kar lain phir jaisa munasib samjhain" Abba mian : aray haan bhai acha yaad dilaya tum nay noman jao mamoo jan ko bula lao salay saheb say nahi poocha to tumhari ammi naraz ho jaeen gee unn ki iss baat per sub hee hunsnay lagay aur noman mamoo k ghar chala gaya. wo ghar may dakhil huwa to uss ki mulaqat hina say ho gai uss nay salam kiya aur shararat say poocha "nomi bhai razia aapa apnay kamray may hain aap waheen chalay jaeen main chai laati hoon aap dono ki Noman : uss ki chutia pakartay huway" choti churail main tumhari aapa say nahi apnay mamoo say milnay aaya hoon jaldi batao wo kahan hain. Hina : apnay ball churati hoi " wo apnay kamray may hain ek to main aap ka khayal kar rahi hoon ooper say meray hee ball paker rahay hain naiki ka to zamana hee bahi hay" uss ki baat sun kar noman hunsta huway mamoo k kamray ki taraf chal diya kamray k baher pohonch kar uss nay knok kiya aur ijazat milnay per kamray may chala gaya mamoo aur mumani ko salam kar k unn dono ko abba mian ka piyam diya wo dono uss k sath hee uss k ghar aagae.

update=======07 aaj meray dono bhaiyon ki bari jaa rahi thee main nay anarkali frock pehni thee jub main tayyar ho kar baher aai to salma aunty nay mujhay piyaar keya mujhay dekh kar raheel nay awaz lagai "ashraf ko aaj to drip lagana paray gee" unn ki baat sun sub hunsnay lagay ashraf bhi saamnay hee bethay thay unn ki nazrain mujh per hee jami hoeen thee mohollay ki bhi kuch aurtain aai hoeen thee kuch dair hum sub hala gula kartay rahay ussi waqt ghar may akber bhai dakhil huway hum sub khmosh ho gae jaisay hee unn ki nazer raheel per pari wo ussay dekh kar chonk gae main nay ashraf ko ishara keya wo noman bhai ko aitamaad may lay chuka thaa unn dono nay akber bhai ko zaruri kaam k bahanay ooper chat per bula liya ashraf nay unn ko saari baat bata dee pehlay to akber bhai nay saaf inkaar kar diya jub ashraf nay unn ko unn ki aur saira ki pics dikhaeen to tub wo dheelay paray Akber : sharminda hotay huway " yaar main behak gaya thaa mujhay pata hee nahi chala k main uss k jaal may phans chuka hoon jub raheel ko dekha to mujhay bohot ghussa aaya lekin yaar uss nay to mujhay uss chalak aurat k jaal say bachaya hay Raheel : unn sub k nazdeek aatay huway " bhai jan main nay to jo bhi kiya hay ashraf aur uzma bhabhi k kehnay per kiya hay mera koi kamal nahi hay iss may Akber : hairaan hotay huway "keya ashraf aur uzma k kehnay per Ya allah mujhay maaf karday main to apnay say choto k aagay bhi sharminda ho gaya hoon unho nay apna chehra apnay hathon may chupa liya Noman bhai : akber bhai k kandhay per hath rakhtay huway "akber humaray chotay ager hum ko sharminda karna chahtay to saari baat inn ko abba aur mamoo jan ko batani chahyeh thee lekin ager inho nay aisa nahi kiya to inn ka maqsad tum ko baron k saamnay sharmindagi say bachana hee to thaa na yeh baat sirf hum 4 aur uzma jaanti hay tum bhi bhool jao samjhay aur shaadi enjoy karo bus Ashraf : " g bhai jan aap yeh saari baatain bhool jaeen hum bhi bhool jatay hain chalain neechay chalain iss say pehlay k kisi ko hum sub ki ghair haziri per shak ho jae" phir wo sub neechay uternay gae aur mehfil may shareek ho gae unn k jaatay hee chat k ek konay say saba apni aankhon say aansoo saaf karti hoi neechay utri aur logon may shamil ho gai jo sub khushi may nihaal thay uss nay zor say taliyan bajati hoi apni choti behan uzma ko dekha jo aaj uss ko dunya ki sub say haseen aur samajhdaar larki nazer aarahi thee aur doosri taraf uzma bhi dil hi dil may pareshan bhi ho rahi thee aur dar bhi rahi thee uss nay bhi saba ko unn sub k peecha utertay huway dekh liya thaa. doosri taraf saira buri tarah jhalai hoi thee ek to raheel ka kuch pata nahi chal raha thaa akber ko wo khud zaleel kar k bhaga chuki thee aaj teesra din thaa jo ussay lund nahi mila thaa wo bilkul pagal ho rahi thee aur uss k sath sath shahida bhi preshan bethi thee wo saira k kamray may jahan saira nangi bethi thee Shahida : uss ko nangi nethi dekh kar pareshan ho gai aur boli" keya baat hay beta tu nangi keyon bethi hay ghar may teray abba aur bhai sub hee hain kuch khayal kar lay Saira : honto per muskurahat sajati hoi " acha mujhay to pata hee nahi thaa k ghar may bhai aur sub hee hain wo saaray randi k bachay kai baar mujhay doosron say chudwatay huway dekh chukay aur aaj tu mujhay ghairat dikha rahi hay dafan ho ja yahan say mera dimagh bohot ghuma huwa hay chal nikal meray kamray say bari aai naseehat karnay wali" Uss ka ghussa dekh kar shahida nay yahan say jaanay may hee aafiyat samjhi wo apnay kamray may ja bethi itnay may ek aurat ghar may dakhil hoi wo zeenat begum theen jo uzma k mohollay may hee rehti thee uss nay aakar shahida begum ko salam keya aur uss k sath hee palang per beth gai Zeenat : muskuratay huway " kaisi ho shahida aapa tabiyat to theek hay na tumhari Shahida : zeenat begum ko nae kapray pehnay dekh kar hunsti hoi boli " tum keya kisi shaadi may say aarahi ho jo itana sajh dhaj ker ghoom rahi ho Zeenat : hunstay huway " array wo apnay sheikh saheb k dono baray larko ki shaadi hay na aur chotay larkay ki mangni aur wo jo unn ki larki thee na aay bara acha sa naam hay uss ka haan uzma uss ki bhi apnay mamoo k larkay say mangni ho gai aray bhai unn ki to kismat chamki hoi hay unn ki aakhiri beti naima ka bhi rishta ho gaya hay kisi ammeer see family say hay larka yeh bari see laal car may aaya thaa wo to baycharay apnay saaray faraize say nimat gae bhai" Shahida : " haan bhai allah sub k naseeb achay karay acha wo furqan k ghar ka to sunao kab tak aarahay hain furqan mian kuch bataya unn ki amma nay Zeenat : hairat say ussay dekhtay huway "keya furqan mian wo to pichlay haftay hee aachukay hain main to samjhi thee wo yahan aachukay hain kal to wo aur unn k abba aur amma dono waheen sheikh saheb k ghar bethay thay mujh say to salam dua bhi hoi hay Shahida : apni hairat chupatay huway " aray wo punjab jaa rahay thay to main nay yehi to poocha thaa k wo punjab say kab aaeen gay tum keya samjhi k saudia ka pooh rahi hoon main Zeenat : normal hoti hoi "punjaab ka mujhay nahi pata k wo kab gae aur kab aae acha ab main chalti hoon abhi sheikh saheb k ghar bhi jana hay wo perveen nay kaha thaa k aapa jaldi aajana yeh keh kar wo utheen aur uzma ki taraf chal pareen unn k jatay hee shahida ander bhagee uss nay saira ko pukara wo bathroom say chilai "keya huwa amma keya qayamat aagai jo itna chila rahi ho wo nangi hee unn k saamnay aa ker khari ho gai Shahida : ussay dekhtay huway "furqaan aa chuka hay uss ko pakistan aae huway 5 roz ho chukay hain kal wo uzma k ghar uss ki mangni may bhi shareek thaa lekin wo tum say milnay nahi aaya iss ka matlab samjh rahi ho Saira : phati phati aankhon say apni maa ko dekhti hoi" keya keh rahi amma wo aachuka hay lekin uss nay mujhay na phone kiya aur na hee milnay aaya lekin wo aisa kaisay kar sakta hay wo bhi meray sath apni saira k sath kaisay amma kaisay yeh keh kar wo phoot phoot kar ronay lagi Shahida : jub say main nay suna hay k wo yahan aachuka hay mera zehan kaam hee nahi kar raha hay ab kiss say maloom kiya jae k aakhir uss k zehan may chal kiya raha hay ussi waqt darwazay per dastak hoi shahida darwaay per pohonchi to darwazay per dakiya thaa uss nay rigistry dee aur uss say dastakhat lay leyeh shahida nay wo lifafa laa kar saira ko diya saira nay ussay khola to uss may tallaq nama thaa aur uss k sath hee haq mehar ki raqam ka cheaque bhi thaa saira nay saari cheezain dobara dekheen to ussay uss may ek khat bhi nazer jo uss nay foran parhna shoroo kiya saira : jub mujhay pehli baar tumharay baaray may maloom huwa to such pocho mujhay yaqeen hee nahi aaya thaa lekin main pichlay ek haftay say yeh hee maloom kar raha thaa k unn baton may suchai hay ya nahi lekin jo kuch main nay suna suchai uss say zeyada takleef deh thee tumhara hamid say hee nahi akber say raheel say aur najanay kitnay logon say najaize taaluqaat hain aisi badchalan aurat ko main biwi bana kar nahi rakh sakta so main tum ko taallaq nama bhaij raha hoon haqmehar ki raqam bhi sath hee hay ab jo dil may aae wo karti raho ab tumhara aur mera taaluq khatam. furqan ahmed sissiquee Saira nay wo khat kai baar parha aur phir amma ko pakra diya shahida nay khat parha aur dono maa beti ek doosray say lipat kar ronay lageen.