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Corrupt WinXP Ka Solution Comedy Tareeqay Say!


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Haan To Doston!

Kya Aap Ki Windows Currupt Ho Gayee Hay? Oho Ghabranay Ki Koi Baat Nahi! Bill Gates Nay Is Ka Hal Nikala Howa Hay! Woh Kya Hay Na Ik Dafa Jab Bill Gates Ghar Ghar Gate Baja Baja Kar Gas Ke Bill Baant Raha Tha To Us Ke Zehan Main Ik Khayal Aya! Ke Agar Kisi Ki Windows Currupt Ho Jaye To Woh Bechara To Bina Windows Install Kiye Kuch Kar Hi Nahi Sakta! Phir Us Nay Apnay Staff Ko Hukum Diya

Ke Is Ka Tord Karo! Aur Staff Nay Kar Diya!

Aray yaaron Kuch Ghalat Matt Samjhna. Mera Matlab Hay Tord Kar Diya!;)

Haan To Woh Tord Kiya Hay? YAar Yeh Koi Kala Jadu Waghaira Nahi Hay! After All You Know I M Raja! Waisay To Mera Section Koi Aur Hay Lekin Choon Ke Ramzan Ke Din Hayn To Mera Section Band Hay! Is Liye Main Nay Socha ke Apni Yeh Kawish Main Tum Logon Say Share Karoon!

Oye Khabardaar! Agar Kisi nay Kaha Ke Yeh To Hamain Aata Hay!:mad:

Oye Aata Ho Ga Per Yeh Un Ke Liye Hay Jin Ko Nahi Aata!

To Haan Ji Doston! Karna Kuch Yun Hay Ke Pehlay To UFC Ko Close Karo! Us Ke Baad Dalo!

Abay yaar phir Ghalat Samjh Rahay Ho Na! Yaar Windows Ki CD Apni CD DRive Main Dalo!;)

Haan Ab Theek Hay! Ab Dekho CD Read Kar Gayee Hay! Means AutoPlay Kar Gayi Hay! Is Ka Matlab Hay Ke ......

Woh Tayyar Hay! ;)

Abay Yaar CD Ki BAat Kar Raha Hoon! Means CD Tayyar Hay Apna Kaam Dikhanay Ke Liye!

O Fikar Not Jani! Tum Logon Ko Windows Re Install Nahi Karni Parday GI.

Haan To Ab Next Step Yeh Hay Ke Pehlay Start Menu Pe Ja Ke Run Pe Click Karo Aur Phir Run Ki Window Main Yeh Likh Do! (Abay Yaar Koi love letter nahi likhna hay sirf yeh line linkhni hay)

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Ab Jo window Khulay Wahan "Re Install" Pe Click Kar Do!

Lo Ji Kaam Shuru Ho Gaya! (Oh Oo yaar woh nahi shuru howa jis ka tum log soch rahay ho! woh to ramzan kay baad hi shuru ho ga! yeh to windows re install hona shuru ho gayee hay lekin yeh bohut jald install ho jaye gi bina kisi jhanjhat kay)

Haan To Phir Us Ke Baad Forun Hi Installation Mukammal Ho Jaye Gi aur tumhari currupt file (Ohh Yaar Mera Matlab Hay Tumhari Windows Ki Currupt File) recover ho ke apni asali halat main aa jaye gi. Ab Jo windows Open Ho Us Main Pehlay "OK" Per Phir Next Window Main "Yes" Per Click Kar Do.

Lo Ji! Ab Tumhari Tension Khatam! Windows Recover Kar Gayee Sari Currupt Files Ko! Aur Ab System Pehlay Ki Tarah Sahi Kaam Karnay Laga!

Ab Yeh Na Poochna Ke Yeh Trick Mujhe Kaisay Pata Chali!

Khair Chalo Bata Deta Hoon!

Woh Apna Yaar Hay Na Bill Gates! Aik Din Aya Tha Meray Ghar Wich! Te Meray Ghar Ka Gate Baja Baja Ke Bechara Thak Gaya! Jab Main Nay Darwaza Khola To Woh To Tha Paseenay Main Sharabor! Aur Bola! Oye Raja! Kithay Tha Tu? Te Main To Mar Hi Gaya Tha Tera Gate Baja Baja Ke! Ye Lay Pakard Apna Sui GAs Ka Bill Aur Dekh Time Pay Bher Dijiyo! Warna GAs Ki LoadShading Shuru Ho Jaye Gi! Itna Keh Ke Us Ne Meri Pareshani Ka Sabab Poocha Aur Phir Usi Waqt Us Nay Yeh Trick Batayee! To Yun Mujeh Is Trick Ka Pata Chala! Main Nay To Azma Li Hay Ab Aap Log Bhi Azma Lo!

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کچھ ممبرز مسلسل  رومن اردو میں کمنٹس کر رہے ہیں جن کو اپروول کی بجائے مسلسل ڈیلیٹ کیا جا رہا ہے ان تمام ممبرز کو مطلع کیا جاتا ہے کہ یہ کمنٹس رولز کی خلاف ورزی ہے فورم پر صرف اور صرف اردو میں کیئے گئے کمنٹس ہی اپروول کیئے جائیں گے اپنے کمنٹس کو اردو میں لکھیں اور اس کی الائمنٹ اور فونٹ سائز کو 20 سے 24 کے درمیان رکھیں فونٹ جمیل نوری نستعلیق کو استعمال کریں تاکہ آپ کا کمنٹ با آسانی سب ممبرز پڑھ سکیں اور اسے اپروول بھی مل سکے مسلسل رومن کمنٹس کرنے والے ممبرز کی آئی ڈی کو بین کر دیا جائے گا شکریہ۔

Dear Raja Jee..

itni zabrdasth tip de hai aap ney raja jee kya hi baat hai aap ki... yah tip aaj tak meine kabhi nahi use ki laiken ab karonga.. meine tu yah tip apne pass copy kar k PC mein bhi rakh li hai :D

itni loadshedding hai kay har koi apne window bar bar install nahi karta..

Aur aap k is tareqe nay tu Windows Corrupt ka maslah hi hal kardiya.. thank u very much bro....

aur aap ney kitne hi funny aur khubsorat andaz mein is thread ko paish kya buhat khub.... kya baat hai raja je aapki.. aap tu sach mein raja ho :)

Aap kay is Zabardasth Thread Par Mein Aapko 150 Golden Points Gift Karta hun..

Keeep it up !!!!!!!!!

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yaar next time jab Bill Gates tumhara kaatnay aaye... Gas ka meter yaar! Kiun k muje lagta hai her baar ki terha is baar bhi tum ghar se pese le k khud kha jao gay... Acha chalo agar bill pay bhi kar do to jab wo agli bar dene k liye aaye... bill yaar bill gas ka bill... Aur aa k bajaye..... Tumhara darrwaza bhai... To us se mri aik choti c PC problem zaroor share karna... Yaar mai jo folder bhi hide karta hun... Wo paka paka hide ho jata hai...

:( status bar hidden folder show karti hai... But "Show hidden folder" ka option kaam ni karta... Tum "us k saat karo ge na" ye baat share??? Aur agar "wo tumhe de de" is maslay ka hal... To tum mujhe zaroor dena... Solution yaar...

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yaar next time jab Bill Gates tumhara kaatnay aaye... Gas ka meter yaar! Kiun k muje lagta hai her baar ki terha is baar bhi tum ghar se pese le k khud kha jao gay... Acha chalo agar bill pay bhi kar do to jab wo agli bar dene k liye aaye... bill yaar bill gas ka bill... Aur aa k bajaye..... Tumhara darrwaza bhai... To us se mri aik choti c PC problem zaroor share karna... Yaar mai jo folder bhi hide karta hun... Wo paka paka hide ho jata hai...

:( status bar hidden folder show karti hai... But "Show hidden folder" ka option kaam ni karta... Tum "us k saat karo ge na" ye baat share??? Aur agar "wo tumhe de de" is maslay ka hal... To tum mujhe zaroor dena... Solution yaar...

Ok ehsan bhai ! aap ka reply pardha acha likha hay lekin plz zara simple language main apna problem batayen to phir next thread main aap ka problem solve karnay ki poori poori koshish karoon ga.

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very nice trick for xp . but bill gate announce no updates official in 2014 of xp . so tell about win 7

ji haan no official updates after 2014 for xp. lekin woh kya hay na ke billu mera bohut acha friend hay. to gahay bagahay woh mujeh tips deta rehta hay. aur aap to win 7 ki baat kar rahi hayn marium ji ab to windows 8 anay wali hay. lets see kya kya hay us main?

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