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  1. 51.52.53 Ma aur hashoo us k deptt k café mein bethe mahi ka w8 kr rai the ‘’mahi kahan ha?’’ Yeh hania thi Hashoo: yahin thi kahin…ma dekhta hn usay Wo uth k chala gya aur hania mere samne beth gae ‘’muje wo pic dikhana zara’’ Hania boli Ma idhar udhar dekh raha tha kyu k jb ma us ki taraf dekhta tha to mera ‘’no attachment ‘’ wala irada dolne lgta tha Me: konsi? Hania: meri pic…saalon purani Ma ne mobile us k samne rkh dia kyu k ma jaanta tha k wo pic ma delete kr chuka tha Hania: nai mil rai Ma khamosh raha Hania: delete kr di ha? Us ki awaz main mayoosi muj se chhupi nai reh ski Ma ne han mein sir hila dia Hania: munh se kyu nai bol rai?pehle to bari baten krte the Wo thora irritate ho k gae thi Me: kya bolun? Hania: meri pic kyu delete ki? Me: bs kr di Muje yehi samajh aya bolne k liye Wo 1 jhatke se uth khari hui Hania: u know mr faizan urf faizi?..jo b tum ne muj se kaha un mein 1 se 1 b baat aisi nai thi jis pe muje zara sa b shuk ho k jhoot ha…meri majboori thi koi…ma ne hamesha yeh socha tha k shadi us se kru gi jo muj se mohabbat krta ho ga …aur phir tum agye…baat start he shadi se ki aur ma sochti rai yeh bnda to bs muje haasil krna chahta ha aur kuch b nai…phir 1 din tum ne bol he dia k tum muj se mohabbat krte ho…aur usi waqt ma ne apni majboori ko side pe rkhne ka faisala kia ..lein tum ne kya kia?tum muje ignore krte rahe aura bi b kr rai ho…baaten bari bari krte the lekin meri pic b delete kr di…u know what? Just go to hell Yeh bol k wo tezi se chalte hue bahir nikal gae Aur ma yeh soch raha tha k yeh abi hua kya ha? ‘’kya keh dia ha usay?ro rai thi wo yahan se jate hue’’ Mahi aur hashoo muje ghoor rai the dono kuch der baad he Me: ma ne to kuch nai kaha usay…wohi bol k gae ha bohat kuch Hashoo: tuje yad ha na pehli baar kese teri baat krwae thi us se?ma bahir gya aur mahi muje dhoondne gyi bahir ta k tuje us k sath akele mein time mil jaye baat krne k liye…aj b wohi hua yar..farq sirf itna tha k sb ult tha…aj ma ghayeb hogya aur mahi muje dhoondne k bahane ghayeb hogae ta k wo apni baat kr le tuj se akele mein kyu k hania baat krna chahti thi Mahi: stupid Me: khane ko kya mile ga? ‘’teri to…’’ Mera garebaan hashoo k hath mein tha Hashoo ne ghar ja k b muj se seedhe munh baat nai ki Mere zehen mein aj kul itna kuch chal raha tha k muje khud b kisi cheez ki samajh nai aa rai thi Aur ooper se hania ki aj wali baaten… Aur hashoo ki narazgi… Ma uth k hashoo k room k bahir ja khara hua ‘’dekh le yeh ha teri dosti..kisi larki k peechhe lg k tu muj se naraz hogya ha…faizi se’’ Us ne door ander se lock kia hua tha so ma bahir khara ho k he chillaya ‘’gandoo larki k liye nai tere liye’’ Andar se us ki awaz ayi lekin door phir b nai khula Me: darwaza to khol Hashoo: ma nai khol raha…aur yeh jo tere damagh mein 1 baat ghusi hui ha na k kisi b waqt koi b goli tere nam ki aa skti ha ise zehen se nikaal..chal dafa ho yahan se Ma kuch kehne he lga tha k doorbell hui Door khola to samne rida thi ‘’kon ha?’’ Hashoo andar se chillaya Me: rida ha..meri cousin Hashoo: ma sone lga hn khana fridge mein para ha kha lena Yellow long shirt aur black tights pehne rida mere samne sofa per bethi thi aur ma neeche carpet pe cushions k sath tek lga k Me: aur sunao Meri sochon ki waja se yeh meri frustration this hayed k ma ne us ko ooper se neeche tk gehri nazron se dekha Rida: kuch khas nai..bs yehi khas baat ha k ma ap k samne bethi hn Wo hansi Me: tum ne jo us raat mere aur hina k beech jo dekha wohi chahti ho? Mere is direct sawal pe us ka chehra surkh hogya Rida: wo…ma…dosti b…aur… Me: dar gae na? Ma hansne lga Rida: g nai..ma nai darti Ma utha aur us k pas ja k us ka hath pakar k khench k usay b khara kr lia Me: ao mere sath Rida: lekin…kahan… Ma usay khenchta hua apne room mein le aya aur bed pe bitha dia Mera lun hard ho chuka tha Rida: ab bolen Us ne meri ankhon mein dekha aur saaf lg raha tha k wo confident nazar ane ki koshish kr rai ha meri is harkat k baad Ma bed k pas gya aur usay peechhe ki taraf dhakel k lita dia…rida k pair neche he the Ma ne us ki tights ko pakra aur 1 jhatke se he us ki tangon se nikal di Rida: haaaa….aram se…yeh kya… Ma ne apni shorts utar di aur mera tana hua lun dekh k us ki ankhen phel gaen Rida ki long shirt us k ghutno tk thi Rida: ap…kya kr rai hn… Ma ne note kia k us ne uthne ki koshish b nai ki thi Rida ki kameez ko us ki thighs se hatate hue ma ne us ki tangen khol di aur un k beech agya Me: btata hn Ma ne abi tk us ki phuddi kko dekha tk nai tha Apne lun ko hath mein le k ma ne us ki phuddi k sorakh pe tikaya aur andar ko puch kia Rida: ayiiiiiiiiii….naiiiiiiiii Wo kafi oonchi awaz mein chillayi …aura bi mere lun ki cap ki us ki chhoti se phuddi mein gae thi Ma us ki ahon siskion aur cheekhon ki parwah na krte hue apna lun us ki phuddi mein andar krna jaari rkha aur mera lun us ki seel se takraya Rida: na kren aise…plz…kya hogya ha ap ko…..ammmmmiiiiiiiii End mein phir 1 cheekh sit hi kyu k ma ne zor ka dhakka lga k apna lun us ki seel ko cheerte hue andar utaar dia tha Rida ne 1 hath se apne hont dabaye hue the aur dosra hath apni ankhon pe rkha hua tha aur ro rai thi Lekin ma us waqt insaan nai janwar bna hua tha aur apna lun us ki phuddi se andar bahir krne lga Us k chehre pe takleef k asaar dekh k b ma nai ruka aur usay chodta raha Kuch mint baad he ma ne apna lun bahir nikal k pani us ki phuddi ko dekhe bgher us pe gira dia aur uth k washroom agya ‘’yeh tu ne kya kr dia faizi?’’ Ma bohat der tk washroom mein khara apne forhaed ko masalte hue apne aap se puchhta rha Muj mein himmat nai ho rai thi k ma bahir ja k rida ko face kese kru Ma kfi der baad washroom se nikla to rida wahan nai thi Bed sheet pe khon k dhabbe the Muje wo bahir lounge mein b nazar nai ayi ‘’m sorry rida’’ Ma ne usay msg kia ‘’muje nai pata tha k ap itne jangli hn..janwar’’ Kuch der baad us k reply aya Me: m sorry…r u ok?kahan ho?’’ Rida: ghar ja rai hn…bye 4 now ‘’ab muje b lgne lga ha k ma psycho ho gya hn’’ Usi raat ma dani se video call pe baat kr raha tha Dani: ab kya kr dia tum ne? Me: btaya to tum pareshan ho jao gi Dani: faizi muje itna to yaqeen ha k jitna ma tumhe samajhti hn koi aur nai samajh paya ho ga…tum ab kuch b kro muje utni herat nai ho gi jitni honi chahiye Me: chacha akram ko jaanti ho na? Ma rida wali baat chah k b us se nai kr ska Dani: unhe kon nai jaanta? Me: unho ne maara baba ko Dani: what????????????yeh kya bol rai ho faizi? Me: ma tum se jhoot nai bolta Dani: han I know…lekin faizi…Its hard to believe Me: han mere liye b yaqeen krna mushkil tha Dani: tum foran police.. Me: akram chacha is dunya mein nai h nab Ma ne us ki baat kaati Dani: oh…kese…matlab… Me: der ape aag lg gae thi aur…. Dani: tum ne maara unhe?faizi sahi btao muje Me: han Meri ankhon mein ansoo aagye..mera bara dukh yehi tha k akram chacha ne mere baba ko maara tha aur jo ma ne akram ko maara tha dukh us ka b bohat tha lekin pehle wale dukh se kum.. Dani: a bro kyu rai ho? Me: aise he Dani: faizi laut ao…plz…na kro apne sath aise…kyu kia unho ne aisa? Ab wo b ro rai thi Me: kisi ne unhe lalach dia aur wo lalach mein agye… Dani: kis ne lalach dia? Me: ma yehi jaan’ne ki koshish kr raha hn Dani: faizi bs kr do…plz…bua ka socho plz..un ka kon ha ab tumhare ilawa? Us ne baqaida hath jor diye Me: bua ko kbi pata b nai chale ga k kya hua aur kese hua Dani: muje tumhari fikar ha faizi..aur hashoo? Me: wo mera bhai ha aur rahe ga…wo kuch nai jaanta k us k baap ne kya kia aur jawab mein ma ne kia kia us k baap k sath Dani: lekin tum… Me: lo g ma tumhare samne theek thak betha to hua hn…achha 1 maze ki baat suno Dani ka dhyan batane k liye ma ne usay wo baten btayi jo hania ne ki thi mere sath Dani: mere zehen mein tumhare liye 1 he lafz aa raha ha Me: ma kafi lafz hashoo se sun chuka hn 1 lafz tum b bol do Dani: gandoo Muje hansi agae ‘’ma sb clear kr leta hn us k sath…ab 2 din se wo aa nai rai to mera qasoor ha is mein? Ma ne bebasi se hashoo aur mahi ki taraf dekha..wo dono mere deptt mein aye hue the Hashoo: kya baat kre ga us k sath? Us ne muje ghoora Me: yar hum gaon k liye late ho rai hn Mahi: tum ne aj dekha k wo ayi ha nai? Me: nai Hashoo?kya baat kre ga us se? Us ne apna sawal dohraya Mahi: ayi hui ha aj wo Me:ma abi aya…wait here Hania neeche ghaas/grass pe koi book khol k bethi thi Ma us k samne beth gya Me: suno Hania ne apni nazren book se nai hatayi Me: baat sirf itni ha k…..m sorry…mera matlab ha k…pehle tumhari majboori thi aur phir baad mein meri majboori bn gae koi..muje nai pata k tumhari majboori kyat hi lekin jo b thi muje us se kya?..meri ghalati k ma ne wo pic delete kr di…lekin tum to mere samne ho na ab.. Ma ruka aur us ki taraf dekha to wo bs 1 nazar daal k dobara book ki taraf dekhne lgi Me: baat yeh ha Hania k…ma tum se bohat mohabbat krta hn…itni mohbt k saalon tumhari pic ko le k phirta raha bgher yeh jaane k tum muje mil b jao gi 1 din…muje bs 2 baten pata hn…pehli baat yeh k ireally luv u Hania…..aur dosri baat ka tum yaqeen nai kro gi lekin yeh haqeeqat ha ka ma ne tb se he socha hua tha k agar shadi kru ga to isi larki se nai to nai kru ga…in short meri wohti hania he bne gi aur koi nai …ab hania ka jb b mood sahi ho wo meri baton ko thande damagh se soche aur..aur meri bn jaye… Hania k chehre ka rng to bdla lekin us ne book se nazren nai hatayi Ma jane k liye ut khara hua kyu k ma ne jo kehna tha keh lia tha ‘’suno’’ Peeche se us ki awaz ayi to ma us ki taraf mura Hania: ab phir ja rai ho…apni baat kr k Us ki ankhon mein shikwa tha Ma ne idhar udhar dekha to koi nai tha kyu k Friday half day ki waja se mostly students ja chuke the me: apna hat do ma 2 qadam chal k us k kreeb aya aur apna hath agay kr dia hania ne b idhar udhar dekha apna hath agay barha dia ma ne us ka narm o mulaim hath apne hathon mein lia aur usay khench k khara kr dia me: thnx hania: thnx kyu? Us ka chehra sharm se laal ho raha tha Me: apna hath mere hath mein dene k liye Wo muskurae aur ma 1 bar phir us k cheeks k dimples mein kho gya ‘’oye gaari to araam se chala’’ Hashoo hanste hue bola…hum gaon ja rai the Me: nai chal rai araam se Hashoo: ma bohat khush hn faizi aj..tere liye Me: I know yar Phir muj pe wohi kafiyyat taari hone lgi jo muj pe kuch ziada he rehne lgi thi aj kul Me: hashoo Hashoo: han Me: wo…tu ne us din 1 baat kit hi….to ma b us se milti julti baat agar tuj se kr lu? Hashoo: konsi baat?aur tu ne jo b baat krni ha kr..aj ma bohat khush hn Ma kuch der sochta raha Me: hashoo..agar tuje koi yeh kahe k … Hashoo: k? Me: k akram chacha ko ma ne qatal kr dia to tu kya kre ga? Ma ne jldi se apni baat mukammil ki Hashoo: yeh kya bakwas ha? Me: acha meri baat ka jawab to de na plz Hashoo: tu ne us din kaha k yeh mumkin he nai k abba(akram) baba k sath kuch ghalat kre to tu kese mere abba ko maar skta ha? Me: nai phir b ..agar ma aisa kr deta to? Hashoo: to ma tuje maar deta faizi…apne hathon se….lekin ma phir keh raha hn k aisa ho he nai skta k abba hamare baba k sath kuch bura kre aur tu mere abba k sath kuch bura kre Us ne apne left pe gari k sheeshe se bahir dekhte hue yeh baat ki Me: hmm Hashoo: lekin tu plz aise ajeeb baten na kia kr mere bhai…aj to khushi ka din ha Me: bs yar aiwen puthi seedhi baten zehen mein aa jati hn Hashoo: bs agay dekh apni life hania k sath Me: bua ne palak gosht aur pulao bnaya hua ha aj Ma ne baat bdli Hashoo: phir to hum seedhe teri taraf he ja rai hn…ma to khana kha k he jaun ga aj Me: bua ne pehle he keh dia tha muje k hashoo ko yahan he le k ana khana hamare sath he khaye ga wo Ma hansa..Lekin hashoo ki us 1 baat ne muje bohat kuch sochne pe majboor b kr dia tha

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